Warren G. Fails To Regulate

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon.


However, Warren G. Harding was unable to regulate. Perhaps he needed the help of Nate Dogg.

Dale vs. Harding

James Dale	8 (57.1%)
Warren G. Harding	6 (42.9%)

Voter turnout was significantly lower, which makes Benjamin Franklin cry. However it was a much tighter race.

The comments section was pretty quiet as to why anyone would vote for Harding. Though a reader did tell us that Nicholson "was just an idiot in that movie."

Nikki Sixx brought up a valid point as to why one would vote for James Dale.

Though, I have to risk a beyond-the-grave shellacking from Jackson and say that Natalie Portman was utterly delightful in Beautiful Girls.


Though, it should be noted that between Mars Attacks!, The Professional, Beautiful Girls and Anywhere But Here, she's under age in all but the latter.

James Dale's 2nd Round fight against Andrew Jackson is scheduled to take place Sept. 5.
Stay tuned for our next fight — Dwight D. Eisenhower vs. David Rice Atchison.

See you Monday!