Hail to the Merch is brought to us by the fine folks over at Spreadshirt. Now, want to get in on some of this SWEET MERCH ACTION? Look no further! Below, you'll find pictures of all the merchandise we currently offer. You can click an individual item to learn more about it (and, you know, order it). Links should open in a new tab/window, if we've done our HTMLs correctly. Also, you can mosey over to the store proper by clicking here! And hey! Get your picture taken in some of our sweet merch, and we'll put said picture here*! Send your pics to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line "sweet merch".
Okay, enough said, BRING ON THE PURCHASABLE ITEMS!
|HttCttD's official Artist, Tim Garcia, models his sweet purchase!|
**Ladies, if you are over 18, please don't let the previous disclaimer prevent you from sending in porn.