Ehh, forget it. Now that we're done with the 1st Round, we're not starting over.
If you haven't already voted in our last 1st Round fight, please do so. Dwayne Camacho from Idiocracy is fighting
|1996: The Wimbledon where every seeded player completely choked.|
|Just three Oscars away from tying Titanic.|
|In case your thirst needs to be mutilated, which is pretty often.|
|He actually looks kinda mean, here. Although maybe it's just because someone squashed his hat.|
|When they start naming town squares in Belgium after you, you know you've done something right.|
|Of course, his plan did involve child labor... Nah, just messin' with ya.|
|No, they didn't bring him back for the 2008 convention, this is just C-SPAN killing time during that convention.|
|Just in case you thought blaming the Mexicans was a new idea, or something.|
"I should've voted for Al Smith..."
|Yup, bringing these little guys back.|
|Facts may take a back seat in the future, as this comic predicts.|
|YEEEEAAA— Uh-oh! Ehh, I'm sure Superman's got this one.|
|This technical difficulty was a pleasant distraction from the horror caused by The Black Eyed Peas.|
|Those might have been the days, but maybe it's time to move on.|
|John F. Kennedy||11 (73.3%)|
|Dave Kovic||4 (36.7%)|
|This picture was taken the same month he married Phoebe Cates.|
It was a good month to be Kevin Kline.
Hail to the Chief, he's the one we all say "hail" to.
We all say "hail" because he keeps himself so clean.
He's got the power, that's why he's in the shower...
Hail to the Chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing.
He is the Chief, so everybody hail like crazy.
Hail to the Chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you.We'd say Matt Douglas wins this contest.
I am the Chief, so you better watch your step, you bastards.
Hail to the Chief, he is walking in the room now.I'll give the Brady kids credit, they make up more lyrics than any of the others here. Though to Dave's defense, his version of the song was interrupted by a possible sexual predator.
All hail the chief, he's the leader of the land.
Let's all applaud, and give cheers for our dad now.
Hail to the Chief, and he's holding our mom's hand.
|Perhaps he knew that, as a hunk, he was going to be drafted anyway.|
|Why? Because it was night. Geez.|
|"Suck it, Army boys."|
|Then again, would you give this guy a Pulitzer?|
|"That's strange, Mr. President. It seems as though your blood type has changed."|
|Okay, maybe not for "good," but definitely for non-evil purposes.|
|No, we won't drop it already.|
|Mr. President is a pitcher and not a belly-itcher.|
|George W. Bush||9 (39.1%)|
|William Henry Harrison||14 (60.9%)|
|Bush has a message to the Curse of Tippecanoe|